The show opens with Ellie looking at the camera twirling her now long red hair.
Ellie:
Hey people, this is the premiere of Advice By Ellie! She claps. So the special guest for our first episode is, drum roll please, Lyndsay Willis!
Lyndsay comes into view.
Lyndsay:
Hey guys. She smiles.
Ellie:
So for each episode I'll bring a very special guest on the show and incorporate a theme that I'd think they'd have a lot of knowledge on. So this week's theme is...
Ellie & Lyndsay:
Bitchiness!
"Bitchiness" in bright pink and black bubble letters cross the bottom of the screen.
Lyndsay:
If anyone knows bitchiness, I think it's me.
Ellie:
And that's why it's your week. She giggles.
Lyndsay:
So, I think you're either born bitchy or not. If you are, congrats, but if you aren't, good luck finding your bitchiness. But the advice we're gonna give is for the one's born, un-bitchy, Dana that means you.
They both laugh.
Ellie:
So the first way to be bitchy, I think is confidence. You need lots of it.
Lyndsay:
Totally, without it, you ain't no bitch.
Ellie notices something on her computer screen.
Ellie:
Ooh, we have a question from @NatalieJones555!
Lyndsay:
She begins reading the question out loud. "Hey Ellie, on The Glee Project you seemed so sweet. Why are you out of everyone giving advice on how to be bitchy?" Oh boy this girl can be pretty bitchy sometimes.
Ellie:
It's true, that's just how I got edited, I'm really nothing like that. She smirks.
Lyndsay:
Ooh another question, from @JoshuaStone1234567890. Hey have you ever noticed zero is the only 2 syllable one digit number?
Ellie:
Oh my god that's so true. Well Josh says, "Hey guys, can you stop answering questions and get to advice on being bitchy?"
Lyndsay:
Well than Joshua.
Ellie:
Well if that's what a supposed fan wants, we will. And easy with the numbers Josh! So, you also need some swagger to be a bitch. When you walk into a room, make sure all eyes are on you and only you.
Lyndsay:
And also make it look as if you don't even notice, that just screams HBIC.
Both girls giggle.
Ellie:
Well that's all the time we have for the first episode of Advice By Ellie. I'd like to thank Lyndsay for being such a great guest.
Ellie & Lyndsay:
So see you next time on Advice By Ellie!
Both girls begin rocking out to "Paris (Ooh La La)" as the series logo comes into view and the screen goes black.